Him: I wanna get you pregnant so bad right now. Is that bad? I just really wanna put a baby in you.
Her: I don’t think that’s bad at all. I feel the same way about you.
Him: Wait…do you mean you also want me to impregnate you? Or do you mean that you want to impregnate ME?
Her: Uh huh.
Him: ………..wait what?